Is Evolution responsible for Girls not Farting?

no no no buddy - you've got it all wrong.... if that were true - men wouldn't fart either. Do you think those non farting cave women wanted to reproduce with stinky farting men ?? no no -- so your philosophy cant be right or we would have no farting men either... women Do fart.. We just control it. we don't introduce it like its an upcoming attraction with lines like " hey pull my finger" or " oh oh -- here comes a big one ". And we don't hold your face under the blanket to smell it. we fart -- we just dont make it a production.